En route from taking a neighbor to the eye doctor, my friend pointed to a local eatery she likes to go to.
“That’s a great place to eat,” she stated.
“Never been there,” he returned.
A few seconds of silence passed before she asked, “So do you eat-out?”
More silence – the awkward kind – before he spoke, “Don’t you think that’s a bit personal?”
And because ‘dirt minds’ think alike — we laughed the entire way home.