So schools in the Reno/Sparks area are out for winter break — or Christmas break as we used to say in the old days. Despite that, the school zone light’s near my home continue to flash meaning (in Nevada) you’re supposed to slow down to 15 miles per hour.
So the question becomes: Do I drop down to the required speed limit or drive on as if the flashing lights mean absolutely nothing? Yeah — fool me once…
So I slow down to 15 miles per hour. In no time I have three vehicles stacked up behind me and I can tell they’re feeling less than Christmassy towards me.
Without warning, and from where the cruiser came, I don’t know. But he jumped right in behind me and flipped on his siren and flashing lights.
“Oh, crap,” I shouted at the dashboard, “Now what did I do?!”
Wasting no time, I pulled out my driver’s license, registration and proof of insurance, which the man-behind-the-badge didn’t fail to ask for. He looked them over to make certain they were all up to date.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” he asked.
“No,” I answered.
“You were going only 15 miles an hour when the speed limit is 35,” he politely explained.
“Yes. I know I was, but…” I started to reply.
“You must not have children,” he interrupted.
“Not school aged, no,” I agreed.
“Well, schools out and there’s no reason to do anything other than the posted speed limit, even with the lights flashing,” he continued.
“Oh, good — then you saw them too,” I returned.
He furrowed his brow in a puzzled expression, but before he could say anything, I told him that I’d been ticketed a few years ago for speeding through a school zone in spite of school being out for the summer. I also explained that I didn’t want to get another ticket and waste my time or the courts time jus’ to get it dismissed.
“Gotch’ya,” he stated as he handed me my paperwork adding, “Have yourself a Merry Christmas.”
“You, too,” I called back as he walked to his cruiser, adding, “Stay safe and Happy New Year as well.”