Each Monday morning I try to remember to weigh myself. Yesterday, my wife caught me standing on our scale while sucking in my stomach.
“You know Tom, that won’t help you,” she chuckled at the sight.
“Oh it helps me more than you know,” I responded, “in fact, it’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
She got a pretty good laugh out of it. Unfortunately, it turns out I really didn’t wanna see those numbers after all.