Jesus was walking through the woods one morning, shortly after returning from Heaven. He needed to take a shit, but couldn’t find a place.
Finally, unable to hold it any more, he grabbed a few leaves and squatted behind a fallen log. Much to his surprise, he discovered the Easter Bunny doing the same thing.
The bunny finished first and started on his way when Jesus asked him, “Do you mind if your fur gets dirty?”
“Not really,” the rabbit answered.
“Great,” Jesus replied as he grabbed the bunny by the ears and proceeded to wipe his ass with him.