Be Strong

The masked-man entered the couple’s bedroom as they slept. He immediately tied up the husband.

Next, he tied up the wife and as he did so he bent over her, appearing to nibble on her left ear. Finished, he went into their bathroom.

“Don’t fight him,” the husband whispered, “Be strong and know that I love you.”

“You need to be strong,” she replied.

Puzzled, the husband asked, “What does that mean?”

The wife answered, “He says he’s gay and wanted to know where we keep the Vaseline. I told him it’s in the medicine cabinet. I love you, too.”

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