Beyond

When I say you’ve moved from one season into another, I’m speaking of Ecclesiastics 3. Find what season you’re in and understand what season you’re moving towards.


The Queen is coming down the Mall in an open horse drawn carraige. Sitting next to her is the King of Tongo, who is on a state visit.

Suddenly one of the horses farts. The Queen,feeling embarrassed,says to the King.”I do apologize for that your Majesty.”

The King says,” No worries ma’am, but if l had done that, l would have blamed the horse.”


A man walks by a bum as he entered a building. The bum asked him for a dime, which the man gave to him.

At couple of minutes later the man walked out of the building only to have the same bum ask, “Hey, Mister, can you spare a quarter?”

Slightly irritated, the man asked, “Not two-minutes ago you asked me for a dime, so what changed?”

The bum responded, “Mister, you gotta quit living in the past!”


Dreamt that my high school class reunion was being held by the old swimming hole on the banks of High Praire Creek in the pasture below my childhood home in Klamath. The party started after I had began skinny-dipping and someone stole my clothes. I ended up getting out of the water to look for them and I wasn’t even embarrassed even though all of my classmates were present. Odd, odd, odd.


While I don’t like NFL players kneeling, forced ‘patriotism’ also defeats the purpose of Liberty.


Only seven-percent of your friends will see what you post because of Facebook’s algorithms.


If Jesus were as liberal as many would like to make Him out to be, He would have never instructed us to “work out your own salvation,” nor would have admonished Paul to not worry about Thomas’ place in the kingdom. Nor is the Gospel isn’t about free food, as the en mass feedings happens to be an object lesson using the the regional customs of the day.


I was jus’ thinking about the day when all four of us kids were at the Salmon Festival in Klamath, California and there were pony rides. One of the animal’s dropped a load and my sister, Deirdre exclaimed at age seven, “Wake up and smell the horses!”


Learned something new today: don’t wear a military flack-jacket as a weight-vest while on a walk. Deputy stopped to talk to me after some called to report me. When I told him I was using it as an exercise tool, he told me that he understood. Then I made him laugh by saying, ‘Must have been someone from California that called.’ He gave me a lift home.


Teens boys walking by the house called me an ‘old fart.’ Made them laugh when I returned, ‘With a new stink.’ Not all is lost.

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